If Christmas is about tradition, Halloween is more about topicality.
There are few greater thrills in life than showing up to a costume party in a getup that references current events.
Preferably in the sexiest way possible.
There are sexy costumes based on Ozempic pens, JD Vance’s uncouth comments, and those huge Stanley cups that have become standard gear for moms.
We even found some wild costumes for your pets! Buckle up, folks: It’s going to be a weird Halloween.
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Sexy Ozempic Pen
Want to show off your body while giving a subtle hint about how you achieved your results? This sexy version of an Ozempic injector (called the “Sooo Snatched” costume, possibly to avoid copyright or trademark infringement) tells the whole story without you spelling it out.
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Seahorse
Anything catch your eye in this seahorse costume?
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Fancy Cat
Your cat already acts like a diva, so this Marie Antoinette costume isn’t saying anything that isn’t true. However, actually getting Mittens to wear the outfit may present a chore.
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Zombie Little Red Riding Hood
“Grandma, what big braaiiiins you havvvvve!” is what you’ll be thinking when you dress up as Zombie Little Red Riding Hood.
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’80s Workout Dog
The ’80s never died, just turned into this doggy workout costume.
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Burger King Chicken Fries
“What do you want to dress up for Halloween?”
“Not sure, but whatever it is, I want to pay money to help some huge corporation move product.”
“Well, you could dress up as Burger King Chicken Fries.”
“I feel seen.”
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Corona And Lime
Some people say you are what you eat, but for anyone who wears this Corona beer dress, it’s clearly what you drink.
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Electric Car And Charger
Couples costumes mark an important stage in any relationship. This electric car and charger couple costume tells the world that you care equally about sustainable energy and mild sexual innuendo.
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Guinea Pig Mermaid
Yes, she’s a guinea pig for 364 days a year (not counting leap years), but tonight, let her be a mermaid.
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Garden Clogs Couples
Think couples costumes are a crock? Not when you can dress up with your sweetie as a pair of Crocs.
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Hot Sauce Hottie
Spice up your Halloween experience by dressing up as a bottle of Sriracha.
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Sexy Grimace
Finding a way to look sexy while simultaneously destroying the innocent memories of beloved childhood advertising icons can present a challenge for some.
Luckily, this sexy Grimace costume threads that needle in a way that will even impress Mayor McCheese.
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Thirst Quencher
This year’s trendiest drinking cup has now become a rather skimpy Halloween costume. Now, that’s progress!
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Detective Rabbit
Do rabbits enjoy dressing up as beloved literary figures? The answer is elementary.
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Strawberry PopTart
Need a costume that is both tasteful and tarty? Dress up as a frosted strawberry Pop-Tart. Just don’t drive with it over your head. Long story.
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Tooth Fairy And Tooth
Not all couples costumes are created equal. A tooth fairy costume allows one partner to feel flirty and sexy, while a tooth costume allows the other to… dress like a tooth.
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‘It’s A Witch Hunt’ Costume
This “It’s a witch hunt” costume colorfully brings one of Donald Trump’s favorite phrases to life. Perfect for starting a political argument after too many drinks and sugary treats.
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‘Hoeing In The Air’ Costume
Boeing has had a problem with plane doors unexpectedly opening. This “Hoeing in the air” costume has its own trap door, and a warning for other partygoers not to open it without consent.
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Childless Cat Lady
This “childless cat lady” costume turns JD Vance’s favorite way to insult a large voting bloc into an outfit that will look “purrfect” when you wear it to the voting booth a few days later.
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Sexy Beetle Babe
Legend says if you say “sexy Beetlejuice costume” three times, someone starts singing “Day-O.”
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Beyoncé-inspired Renaissance Queen
If Beyoncé can go country, why can’t you? At least for Halloween.
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Corn
Some Halloween costumes are corny. Others are just corn.
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Sexy Popcorn
Wear this sexy popcorn costume to a party, and the corn won’t be the only thing that pops.
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Frog
This frog costume will definitely get any Halloween shindig hopping.
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Sexy Freddy Krueger
It’s the perfect Halloween costume formula: Find something horrific, and then add a flirty spin to it. This “sexy” interpretation of Freddy Krueger shows it can be done.
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‘Breaking Bad’ Los Pollos Hermanos Costume
People will have two thoughts if you wear this “Los Pollos Hermanos” costume: “Great ‘Breaking Bad’ reference” or “Did you just get off work?” Both things can be true.
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Grasshopper
Parents: Want to make sure your child never forgets this Halloween? Make them wear this grasshopper costume and then make sure you show the photo to every person they introduce you to for the rest of your life.
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Baked Potato Dog
Want to be a couch potato this Halloween? Cool, but your dog can make it literal with this baked potato costume.
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‘Big Lebowski’ Bowling Pin Dream Dancer
Need a costume that qualifies as sexy but is also a subtle reference to a favorite cult film? How about being a bowling pin dream dancer from “The Big Lebowski”?
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